1 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:11,620 I'm going down to South America and have myself a time. 2 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,400 Friendly faces everywhere. 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,120 Humble folks without temptation. 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,200 I'm going down to South America and leave my woes behind. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,040 And we're parking day on night. People sprouting hot and diverse. 6 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:24,840 Heading on up to South America, see if I can unwind. 7 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:31,560 So come on down to South America and meet some friends of mine. 8 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:42,830 I say to Wendy, I'm like, what do you want for your birthday, right? 9 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,210 And you know what she says? 10 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:46,550 She says she wants anti-aging face cream. 11 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:51,810 What? Well, why the hell does Wendy want anti-aging face cream? I mean, she's 10. 12 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:56,530 That's what I said. It's crazy, bro. All these girls at school are trying to look 13 00:00:56,530 --> 00:00:59,710 younger. They watch these TikToks of skin products, and they have apps that 14 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:00,710 rate their faces. 15 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,110 Bro, thank God guys don't have to deal with that stuff. 16 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:05,650 Kyle? 17 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:09,170 Kyle! Dude, you gotta come quick! Your little brother's getting mugged in the 18 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,170 hallway! 19 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,080 He's getting what? 20 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,480 Some Chad called your little brother cringe and now they're having an aura 21 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,520 battle There's a what? 22 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:22,060 God damn it Kyle some kid tried to mock your little brother, but it turned into 23 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:23,280 an aura battle you gotta do something 24 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:44,420 A hell of an aura battle still going on here in South America. 25 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:47,080 Ike Brofluski and Noah Bailey going toe-to-toe. 26 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,100 Noah is, of course, an impressive 8.9 on the looks matching app, and Ike comes 27 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,880 into the battle today at just under 9.5. 28 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,340 Noah Bailey aura farming with his perfect hair. 29 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:58,610 Just take it off his shirt. 30 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:01,810 Ike's really handing it to him now. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? 31 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,330 Ike, put your shirt back on. 32 00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:08,850 That's it. The oral battle has been called. Ike Broflovsky, the winner of 33 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:09,568 this match. 34 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:12,510 Thanks for watching the South America Glazing live stream. And be sure to 35 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:14,050 check out today's sponsor, Sephora. 36 00:02:14,270 --> 00:02:15,570 We belong to something beautiful. 37 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:27,270 Mom, Dad. 38 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:29,210 I think you need to talk to your son about aura farming. 39 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:31,530 Talk to him about what? 40 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:33,150 It's this thing at school. 41 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:35,890 Ike's doing aura battle, so he's trying to maximize his looks. 42 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:40,090 See? Ike's rubbing ice on his face to de-bloat it so his cheekbones look 43 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:42,450 sharper. Stop playing with your drink, Ike. 44 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:47,930 He's going to do another aura battle tomorrow, but he's mixing it with looks 45 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:49,430 -maxing it, and it's a bad combination. 46 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,930 I don't understand what you're talking about. 47 00:02:52,430 --> 00:02:54,290 Ike, are you obsessed about how you look? 48 00:02:57,540 --> 00:02:59,640 Your mom asked you a question, Ike. 49 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,100 He can't answer it because he's mewing. 50 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,620 He's what? 51 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,700 He's mewing. 52 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:09,620 He's pushing his tongue up against the roof of his mouth because he thinks it 53 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,620 will strengthen his jawline. 54 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:14,820 Kyle, that doesn't make any sense. 55 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:17,920 I know it doesn't make any sense. That's why you need to talk to your son. 56 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:20,100 He's too young to be worried about his looks. 57 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,840 Hey, Stan, what are you doing? Are you watching porn? 58 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,500 No. I'm doing a looks-maxing app. 59 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,960 Oh, okay. 60 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,340 Is that porn? 61 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:59,360 No. It's this thing kids at school are doing. It says I have bad skin. 62 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:03,680 What? It uses AI to rate the symmetry of your facial features and then shows you 63 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,580 exercises you can do and products you can buy to improve your skin. 64 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,140 Do I have bad skin? 65 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,540 Stan, if you want to look good, then you get out there on a bicycle like me and 66 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:14,540 you put in the work. 67 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,440 And if you want better skin, you just eat right, okay? 68 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,160 I think you should get off of that app. 69 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,240 Just watch some porn or something, alright? 70 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:44,880 The hell? 71 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:19,700 Seems to be peaking. How do you do it? 72 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,020 A lot of face creams, Peter. 73 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,500 A lot of training. 74 00:05:24,060 --> 00:05:26,400 Gotta be ready for whoever's next. 75 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:30,420 Well, actually, we do know who's next. The SA Aura Battle livestream can 76 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:34,040 confirm that Ike Broflovsky has just been challenged to an aura battle by 77 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,420 fourth grader Chase Chadwick. What? 78 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,160 Chase Chadwick? 79 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,860 Chase, of course, the only person to ever get a perfect scar on Chad Max. Oh, 80 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,800 shit! The fight is scheduled for recess tomorrow. 81 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:53,160 This is gonna be a bloodbath, dude. 82 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,080 Chase Chadwick has a perfectly symmetrical face. Total hunter eyes. 83 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:59,760 He's the kid whose mom let him get a nose job when he was four. 84 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,060 What are you gonna do, Kyle? 85 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,360 I'm not gonna do anything. 86 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,600 This is all stupid. 87 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:08,560 Stupid? Have you seen Chase Chadwick's skin? It's literally flawless. 88 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:12,100 Well, it's not like bad skin really matters, right? 89 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,640 I'm not gonna let Ike aura battle. 90 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:17,780 Not let him aura battle? Kyle, that'll make everyone think that Ike has just 91 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:19,060 been aura farming this whole time. 92 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,760 Kids are gonna call your little brother cringe. 93 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:22,510 Yep, they will. 94 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:26,710 Look, like it or not, Kyle, coolness and looks really matter at this school. 95 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:33,010 Hey, Wendy. 96 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:34,129 Oh, hey, Stan. 97 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:36,190 Um, you know that face cream stuff you wanted? 98 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,450 I was thinking maybe we can go get you some. 99 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,810 Really? You want to take me? 100 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:43,010 Yeah, I thought we could pick you up some stuff. 101 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:58,660 Yeah, no problem. So where are we going? 102 00:06:58,920 --> 00:06:59,920 Right here. 103 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,020 Holy shit. 104 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,780 This is a hydrating cream that'll help with your wrinkles. What do you think? 105 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:16,140 You like that on your face? 106 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,540 Yeah, you like that on your face, don't you? 107 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,260 This should help reduce the bags under your eyes. How does that feel? 108 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,240 Yeah, you like that? You like that on your face? 109 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:27,710 Yeah, let's get some more of that on your face. 110 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:30,510 Wendy? 111 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:34,650 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 112 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:39,970 Something not right in there. 113 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:44,570 My granddaughter wanted to go to Brandy Melville. 114 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:48,350 Then she asked if she could just stop in the Sephora. 115 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,730 That was six and a half years ago. 116 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:54,530 There's something in there. 117 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:56,780 men can understand. 118 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:05,560 Wendy? 119 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,960 Oh, hey Stan, right over here! 120 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,100 Wendy? 121 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,820 Wendy? 122 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,130 I think I like it here. 123 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,770 Wendy, could we maybe go now? 124 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:51,510 Wendy, I think maybe that's enough time at Sephora. 125 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,000 God damn it, Kyle, pick up your phone. It's important. 126 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,200 Dude, you need to talk to your friend. 127 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,300 Because Ike needs help with his aura battle, that's why. 128 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,540 What do you mean you don't care? 129 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:31,600 I mean, I don't care. I just spent 17 hours at Sephora, and when I came out, 130 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,640 it had only been 13 minutes. 131 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:33,920 What are you talking about? 132 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:35,480 I'm saying I'm done, dude. 133 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:38,960 My dad was right. If you want to look good, you just need exercise and a 134 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,960 proper diet. I'm going back to doing dude stuff. 135 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,050 Oh, hey, Stan. 136 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:50,290 How's it going, bud? 137 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,150 Dad? 138 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:54,950 Yeah. 139 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:59,910 What the hell is... Wait, did you go to Sephora? 140 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:01,630 Did I? Did I what? 141 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,530 No, why do you think I went to Sephora? 142 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,370 Because you look a lot younger. 143 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,469 Oh, thanks. 144 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:09,090 I've just been, you know, riding my bike a lot, eating right. 145 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:11,590 No, Dad, I think you went to Sephora. 146 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,490 Stan, your dinner's almost... Whoa! 147 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:15,130 Randy? 148 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:16,910 hell did you do? 149 00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:18,370 He went to Sephora. 150 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,510 No, I did not go to Sephora. 151 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:24,050 I took Shelly to Sephora, and I waited outside. 152 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,090 No, you got stuck in the back rooms of Sephora, and now nothing makes any 153 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:30,930 sense. The only thing not making sense is you guys, okay? If you don't mind, 154 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,670 I'm gonna have some Cocoa Puffs and beer. 155 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:38,910 Good morning, South America! 156 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:42,590 The big day has arrived, and Chase Chadwick is getting ready for his aura 157 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:43,930 battle with High Froth Lust. 158 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,990 Chase, how do you feel about... Your chances. 159 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:48,990 I'm the coolest, best-looking guy in the school. 160 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:52,430 And it's time for people to stop glazing Ike Brovlosky. 161 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:56,650 Brovlosky's totally cringe, and I'm gonna prove it. Should be an epic 162 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:59,170 battle, coming up later today, right after fifth period. 163 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,320 I guess you're pretty scared, huh? 164 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,460 Yeah. 165 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,320 Pretty scared. 166 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,560 Well, look. 167 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:28,060 I know you probably wish you had a big brother that would help you out right 168 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,960 now, but don't be mad at Cal. 169 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,160 I'm sure that deep down your brother wants to help, okay? 170 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,240 Maybe he just... He just doesn't know how. 171 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,340 And he's a Jew. 172 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,080 Yeah. 173 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:45,600 I mean, if I had a little brother, he'd be my special little guy, but... Kyle's 174 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,400 just, he's got a lot on his plate, you know? 175 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,540 Matzo balls, bagels, kosher latkes, a lot on his plate. Look, Ike, what I'm 176 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:54,620 trying to say is, I don't think just because your brother doesn't understand 177 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,980 your generation, that he doesn't love you. 178 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,840 I can't beat him, can I, Chase Chadwick? 179 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,600 No, I don't think you can beat him. 180 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:12,300 But what matters is that we have you looking good as possible when it 181 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,300 happens. 182 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,360 Maybe... 183 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,800 Maybe I can help you prepare for the aura battle. 184 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,540 Really? You will? 185 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,780 There's nothing wrong with losing as long as you look good doing it. Oh, 186 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,920 thank you. 187 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,880 Thank you, big brother. 188 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,680 It's all right. 189 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,340 Let's just get you prepared. 190 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,820 Okay, children, let's take our seats. 191 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,600 Where is Eric Cartman? 192 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,900 Does anyone know where Eric Cartman is? 193 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:41,140 Yes, baby. 194 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,440 Um, who cares? 195 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:43,940 Oh, okay. 196 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,960 Well, children, before we get started today, I want to address all the aura 197 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,340 farming that's been going on here in South America. 198 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,759 Thank you. 199 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:56,000 Finally. You know, there's been a lot of talk of who's cool and looks good and 200 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,480 who's faking it. I thought we could apply that to our lesson on people in 201 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,480 history. 202 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:04,300 Abraham Lincoln, what do you think? Did he have a good aura or was he cringe? 203 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,740 He did some good things, but he was probably cringe. 204 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,200 What about Martin Luther King? 205 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,300 What do we think? Maybe a little cringe at the end there? 206 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,589 Little cringe? 207 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,329 Yes, Cal. 208 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:19,070 I think we should stop rating looks and coolness so that companies stop preying 209 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:20,190 on people's insecurities. 210 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:24,990 Sup, dudes? 211 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,210 Oh, no. Dad, what the hell are you doing? 212 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:33,630 They're saying because I'm younger now, I gotta go to school. 213 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,870 No, Dad, you are not going to my school. 214 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:40,970 That's what I said. But fucking Mom is all like, you did this to yourself. You 215 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,970 wanted to look younger. Now you can just go to school. 216 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:44,460 Stan, what is going on? 217 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,060 God damn it. My dad went to Sephora, all right? 218 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,540 All right, children, we can welcome the new kid later. Let's get back to the 219 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:51,540 lesson. 220 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:52,900 Amelia Earhart. 221 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:55,280 Pretty cringe. What do you think? 222 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,340 Yes, new kid. 223 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,800 Is there any way I could get a beer? 224 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,080 Okay, it's right in here somewhere. 225 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,700 I'm taking you to the place all the chicks go to look their very best. 226 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:17,090 Since it's a school day, this place should be dead. Ah, here it is. 227 00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:18,950 Oh, my God. 228 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,190 Wow! 229 00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:26,770 Sephora! You don't want to go in there. 230 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:32,650 Six years I've been waiting, watching while that Sephora gets bigger. 231 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:39,390 Used to be an Orange Julius next to it, but the Sephora ate it. 232 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,390 Cool, thank you. 233 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:51,060 This is de-aging cream. It's really milky and pearlescent. What do you 234 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,260 think? You like that? You like that on your face? 235 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,320 Yeah, you like that on your face, don't you? 236 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,460 See how it's sort of thick and creamy? 237 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,380 Yeah, you like that? You like that on your face? You want some more of that on 238 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,880 your face? Yeah, you like that, don't you? 239 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,060 All right, we gotta make this quick and get back to Skew. 240 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:10,820 Can I help you guys find anything? 241 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:14,400 Yeah, my friend has an aura battle this afternoon, so he needs to look and smell 242 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400 like a total chad. 243 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,920 Oh, okay. Well, that's a good face cream you've got there. 244 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,840 That'll open up your pores, help you look a little younger. What do you 245 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,840 think? You like that? 246 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:23,960 Yeah. Yeah? You like that on your face? 247 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:27,200 Great. You like that on your face, don't you? You want some more of that? It's 248 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200 $89.95. 249 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:29,720 Whoa! Holy crap! 250 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,640 Can we maybe just get some free samples? 251 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,140 Well, sure. We got some things I can give you. 252 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:37,300 This one's a little white and pearlescent. You like that? You like 253 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:40,560 that on your face? Yeah, I like that. It's sort of warm, isn't it? Yeah, 254 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,080 that's hot. I like it on my fucking face. 255 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:46,760 Well, hey, if you guys want to sample a lot of face creams, we could take you to 256 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,340 the back rooms to meet the manager. 257 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:08,040 Pre-show battle here with Butterscotch 258 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,180 facing off against Scott Malkinson. 259 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,700 They're doing their best, but honestly, it's all pretty cringe. 260 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,550 Everyone, of course, just waiting for the main event of Ike Rothlosky versus 261 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:20,270 Chase Chadwick. And so far, Ike is a no-show, proving he may have just been 262 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,670 auto-farming this entire time. 263 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,970 I feel like I've been a crappy brother. 264 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,570 Am I just a crappy brother? 265 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,190 No, dude, you're not a crappy brother. 266 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:31,590 I told Ike not to battle. I didn't think the school would react like this. 267 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:32,950 Well, we warned you, Kyle. 268 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,370 You've got to go find your brother and at least tell him to show up. 269 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:39,270 Oh, hey, party in the shitter. 270 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,190 Hey, can I ask you guys something? 271 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:44,530 What's, uh, what's up with that Bebe chick? 272 00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:45,810 Ew, Dad! 273 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,410 Whoa, I'm just asking what's up with her. Go! 274 00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,550 Dad, your breath. Have you been drinking? 275 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:53,850 Ugh, I had one shot of Jaeger during Humanities. 276 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:56,690 Go away, Dad. Kyle's having a crisis with his little brother. 277 00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:57,910 Oh, you mean Ike? 278 00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:00,110 Cartman took him to Sephora. He what? 279 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:03,690 Yeah, Craig told Bebe that Ike went to Sephora with Cartman and that it made 280 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,910 red down low kind of jelly. 281 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,150 Oh, that's bad. 282 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,169 Why's that bad? 283 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,170 Dude, we gotta go. Come on. 284 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:27,950 Don't do it. 285 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,710 Don't you see men can't go in now? 286 00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:34,270 Time's got no meaning. 287 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:01,879 Oh, hey, Cal. 288 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,880 What's up? 289 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,520 What the hell is going on? 290 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,719 Sorry, Cal. 291 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,040 I took your little brother to Sephora. They kind of fucked up how he looks. 292 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,000 They took us to the back rooms to give us some samples. 293 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,000 I think maybe anti-aging creams are bad for young people. 294 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,700 Uh-oh. Oh, no! 295 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,000 Here she comes, you guys. When she comes, just tell her you like it in the 296 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 face. What? 297 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,229 You want my samples? 298 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,570 You want that on your... 299 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,740 that place again. Grandpa! 300 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:22,140 Oh, Jesus, Polly, it took forever. 301 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,540 Sorry, Grandpa. 302 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,040 Oh, crap, can I just run in and get one more thing? 303 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,000 All right, one more thing, but make it quick. 304 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,640 Oh, no. 305 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,900 I'm so cringe. 306 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400 Ike? 307 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,160 Ike, it's gonna be okay. 308 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,780 Your face will go back to normal. It's just gonna take some time. 309 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,100 I'm sorry for not being there for you. 310 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,200 I get it now. You have to aura battle or else you're going to be cringe. 311 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:53,100 So let's go and face that kid. And then whatever the other kids want to say 312 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,120 about you, well, your big brother's going to have your back. 313 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:06,360 Anticipation in the air and a totally packed school hallway as Ike Broflovsky 314 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,800 has finally showed up for the aura battle against Chase Chadwick. 315 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,800 People were starting to wonder, Kyle, where has your brother been? 316 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,720 We were just a... Making sure he was prepared, Peter. 317 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,600 My little brother's been working on a perfect Riz Face. 318 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:23,700 And by showing up to this battle, he has proof that he is not just aura farming. 319 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,740 Definitely strong words. Let's hope your brother can back him up. 320 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,880 I'm talking about Ine! 321 00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:55,970 If you're going to mog off with anyone, it can be with me. Who the hell is that? 322 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:59,770 God damn it. I'm here to stand up for my friend Kyle. 323 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:03,710 And yes, I have had a few beers, and I'm a little drunk. 324 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,290 Dad, get out of here! 325 00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:06,490 Stop! 326 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,000 Bye.